How To: Text a Girl Like a Boss

Who needs to talk to a girl when you can just text them? I mean, am I right? There's even a movie about a guy who falls in love with a girl inside his cell phone (and it actually looks pretty good too). For all you clowns, the girl is not actually inside of his phone.

Some of the greatest technological innovations have been created in my lifetime, and one that I use the most often is text messaging. It's my preferred mode of communication. I like to think that it's because I can get my words out better via text, but it's more so because I hate talking on the phone... it's so passé.

So, trying to get that cute girl from the bar to meet up with you via text requires a lot of skill and some creative use of emoticons. To make sure your text game is up to par, here are a few simple tips to help you out.

I'm not the one to take dating advice from anyone, but sWooZie does make a few good points. Going "agro" or super "cutesky" can be a game killer for sure. Just take it easy and be cool and the lady will appreciate it. If not, you will always have Siri.